Saturday, April 24, 2010

Some Testing Week Funnies

Spending 15 hours with just one class of students sure does give you the chance to learn a lot about them.

The oober popular African-American girl has a crush on Joe Biden (I'd put a period here, but it deserves)?

One of my male students reads a novel a DAY! On day three of testing it was Homer's The Iliad.

Thanks to Glamour magazine, I got to have some sweet sex talks with a couple of my female students. "Would you ever ask your mom what that means?"
Alright, I guess I'll have to tell you. Anything I can do to scare them into keeping their V-card.

Two students finished an entire section of math (about 15 questions) in about 7 minutes (the test recommends students have 75 minutes). I don't doubt they got all of them right (one student was the Iliad boy).

One moment while they were silently working on their tests I just thought about how much I love all those kids. They are so adorable. I'm so glad I test with my homeroom.


Scott and Claudia said...

I am so glad you got to test with them too and I am awfully glad you love them! Love ya, Mom

Polly Blevins said...

Joe Biden hmmm. That is kind of funny stuff. Glad you could inform them in the sexual department. I don't think I would have asked my teacher either. You must be a super cool teacher.

Jen said...

We get to start testing this week. Oh, and our tests are online this year. I foresee many technical difficulties....

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