"Hey Szilagyi . . .

"Do da stanky legg."



I'm not sure what's crazier, the fact that I actually attempt to do "da stanky legg" or the fact that I am so giving extra credit to the girl who wrote this in her final character project for The Outsiders:

"The Soc's On The Other Hand Are The Little Crew We Beefn With. They Tend To Jump Alot. iGuess. Lol. They Caught My Best Bud Johnny Slippn A While Back. But That Aint Bout Nuffin.On A Usual Day Yu Would Catch Me Walkin Around With Johnny. Johnny's Quiet Now But Walkin Up On Him Now Would B A Bad Idea. . . Im A Solitary Dude."

Those mispelled words and terrible grammar are like sweet music to my ears. I've been at Dunbar way too long.