Saturday, August 6, 2011

Here's why I didn't blog

Cause all I could think about writing were these letters:

Dear President Obama,
Grow a pair already!!!!

Dear Harry Reid,
Who are you afraid of?  Does Eric Cantor hide under your bed at night or something? How can I help you overcome your fear of leadership?

Dear Mitch McConnell,
Really, our credit rating is on the line and all you care about is making sure Obama looses in 2012? Are you happy now? Our rating has dropped and so has my faith in his leadership skills. Was that really so important to you?

Dear Mitt Romney,
If your actions spoke as loud as your words, I'd actually like you.

Dear Jon Hunstman,
I spent some time tinkering with the idea of supporting you, so could you please get serious about your presidential bid?
PS Get over how fabulously your ruled Utah, America is NOT Utah.

Dear Tea Party,
You realize you aren't the only people who live in the United States, right?

DEAR MR BOEHNER,
I LIKED YOU FOR THE SUM OF TWO DAYS. BUT YOU ARE STILL A LIAR AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALMOST TRICKED ME INTO THINKING YOU HAD MY BEST INTEREST AT HEART.  YOU ARE A LIAR, A LIAR, A LIAR.  QUIT LYING WHEN YOU SPEAK TO THE PUBLIC.  QUIT LYING!!!

Dear Paul Ryan,
Was your last idea so bad they really made you shut up during this round of deficit talks?

Dear Rick Perry,
Say yes or no already. You make my stomach turn with fear.

Dear Jon Stewart,
I love you.

Dear Anthony Weiner,
I'm still mad at you, pervert.  You were my next big hope.

Dear David Wu,
Really?  Really?
  

Dear David Wu's constituents,
Really?  Really?

Okay, I'm going to bed now.  

3 comments:

Polly Blevins said...

are you going to be able to sleep with so much going on in your mind?

Scott and Claudia said...

Polly I love your comment!!! I can just see my little girls wheels a turning! Claudia

Jodi said...

Ha ha! Love this. I don't know who to even like, support, or trust at all! Frustrating. Although, maybe I should tune into John Stewart. Never have done that!

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